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This programme contains
very strong language from the start.

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Um, what about lunch?
Well, I mean, do you go out?

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Is there, um,
is there a canteen, or...?

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Well, is there a Pret nearby?

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CHUCKLES

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There's not even a Pret?

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Off. Off. Off.

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No, no, no. No, Jamie.

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Um, no, I'm, I'm not nervous,
I just... Well, I don't know,

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it's a new job.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Well, I mean, you're used
to that place.

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For me, it's... Well, it's,
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but it's, um... Well, it's newish.
HE CHUCKLES

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I'm totally fine. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Oh, um, there is
one other thing I wanted to ask.

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One...

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..should I take
any precautions, or...?

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is...it's a prison, so...

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I suppose I'm just asking -
how safe is it?

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Yeah, I'll take these.

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OK.

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Do you want to wear them out?

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I can bin these if you want.

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No, no, I'm, going on a date
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Right.

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In these?

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Yeah. No, um, bin those.

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Ah.

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UNDER BREATH: Fuck me.

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Is it the same girl that I met?

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Yeah, yeah. Jess.

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She's nice.

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Wow, emotional.

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What is it, two months now?
It's long-term for you, innit?

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Oh, God, look at him.
He's doing a shit.

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Oh, God, I love that expression.

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DAN LAUGHS

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Look at it.

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Like, the concentration.

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How did you get that one, Lee?

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Oh, yeah.

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That's where the knife came out.

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Oh, bloody hell!

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It was a father and a son.
I owed 'em money.

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I remember waking up in
this empty industrial kitchen.

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of the knife sharpening...

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Oh, my God!
..and then I thought, "Fuck."

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Dad, he says, "Right, where
do you want to get stabbed?"

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I'm like, "Well no-fucking-where."

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And then he swings
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"I said, where do you want
to get fucking stabbed?"

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I said, "Well, my leg'"

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What? You said the leg,
then he just fucking...?

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Yeah. He shoved it right up
to the handle.

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No, it weren't too bad at first.

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eh, it felt like getting punched.

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But then the son,
he runs over and he kicks it.

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Oh, Jesus! Oh, my God.

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I, like, screamed my guts out.

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They start panicking,
they're shouting

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if I don't stop, but I can't.

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I physically cannot stop
screaming, right?

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Like, my face is saying, "Yeah, I
know, I'm sorry, it's mad, innit?"

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But my mouth is like, "Argh..."

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Then what happened?

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And I pass out, and I wake up,
crawl and pass out, wake up, crawl.

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And then one time I wake up
and I'm in hospital.

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Don't know how you're still here.

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Oh, he's the reason I'm
still here - little man.

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Absolutely.

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Wahey! Yeah.

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Does it scare you? Being a dad?

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Nah, I'm three years clean, Dan.

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No, no, I don't mean that.
I mean, you know, our upbringing.

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Nah. Way I see it, every generation
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You know, me and you, we're ours.

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Hmm.

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Can I ask YOU something?
Mm-hm.

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Why'd you get
a fucking job in prison?

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Well, it's just a job.

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Was it cos of me?

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No.

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Dad? No! Fuck, no.

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No.

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God, no.

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Not seen him for 25 years.

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If it was another 25,
that'd still be too soon.

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Then, why?

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Well...

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..I don't know.

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Do you think I'd be a good dad?

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a great dad. Why?

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Just wondering.

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That is not a good idea.

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No, but if I could just,
widen the toecap.

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See there's...there's,
like, a steel bit here.

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I'm just going to try and...

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..widen.

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And. And.

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That is going to go horribly wrong.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, I think I've bent the cap.
Fuck.

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Feels like there's a blade in there.
Oh.

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OK, this would really reflect
very well on you right now

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to say...

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I told you so.

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Yeah.

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KEYS CLACK

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Hello.

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Stop. What?

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That.
I need to finish this.

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Yeah, but if you give me sex,
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Oh, I think your um, blade-y toecap
boots will achieve that, don't you?

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Yeah.

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You going to go into
the office today?

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Uh, yeah. Yeah, I am in the morning.

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Um, and then I'm... I'm going
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Oh, right.

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OK.

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Dan, I did tell you.

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No, I know you did.

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Like, on our first date.
It was, it was quite up front.

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Yeah, you were.
No, I know you were.

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You were... I just thought...

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Donor, not dad.

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I've never met him.

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He's, um. He's mid-20s.

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Got dark hair. Athletic, apparently.

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Oh, an athlete? Oh, nice.

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Are you jealous?
Of a man I've literally never met?

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Yeah, still, I feel like, if I ever
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..beat the living shit out of him.

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JESS LAUGHS

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Hey...

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..so what about, like, me?

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As the donor.

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Jesus Christ. I could be a dad.
No, it's some...

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I've thought about a lot.

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We've known each other
for eight weeks!

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Well, I've thought about it lots
ever since you first mentioned it,

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and I...I feel like maybe now...

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Maybe now, what?
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What, now some woman you've slept
with six times is trying to have

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a baby, you've decided she's
the one? No, not, not THE one...

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Oh, NOT the one - just a one?

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A one with a reproductive system.

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had a baby?

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No, I. It's... I just...

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Can't we just take some time
to think about it?

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No!

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No, the embryo's at blastocyst.

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It's ready to go in, today.

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What time's your appointment?

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Call in sick, stay here,
think about it,

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and if we both think it's worth
a go, then we can go to

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the appointment together. This is
not a fucking game. No, I'm not...

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first told me about it,

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I haven't been able to think
of anything else.

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And I have wanted to mention it,
I just didn't know how.

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I didn't know that it
was...coming up this quick.

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make an amazing mum.

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So maybe we could do it together?
Try it together?

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And if we don't work out, you can
just sue me for child support.

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SHE TUTS

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Now, see, I don't need to sue you
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I was joking. Cos I make literally
five times your salary.

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Yeah, OK. Yeah.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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I get a little break
at lunch today at 12.

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Can I call you then?

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Mm-hm, yeah.

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Midday. I'll call.

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Sorry, I have to make
quite an important call today at 12.

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Well, you're down to
finish at 1:45, so...

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Oh, right.
I can't take my phone in?

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OK. Can I come back here?

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I'd have to sign you out
and back in again.

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Look, ask your duty officer
during your break.

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Maybe they can arrange
an escort back.

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It is... It is quite an important
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BUZZER

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I did leave my phone
in the locker, didn't I?

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I don't know. Did you leave
your phone in your locker?

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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mess around with that.

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A phone past here
is automatic prosecution.

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Automatic.

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Yeah.

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No, I did, I did.
I put it in. I put it in.

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I'm going to check.

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BUZZER

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WHIRRING

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LIVELY CHATTER

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What the fuck do you think
you're going to do with them?

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What are you doing here?

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These are men.

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They won't get you, boy.

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These are fucking men.

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Hey. LAUGHS: You coming in or what?!

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Yeah.

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JAMIE CHUCKLES

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UNDER BREATH: Oh, fuck.
Are you OK?

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Yeah, yeah. Just new shoes.

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Oh, you poor love.

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Oh, fuck off, Jamie. It hurts.

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Yeah. It's going to be fine.

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I think they're really
going to respond to you.

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Now, I don't know how
many there'll be.

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It could be four,
it could be 14 -

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it depends what's happening
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but I looked over your lesson plan
and I think it's really good.

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Cool. I took the liberty of
jotting some visual aids up here

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for you to use.

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No no.
I want to change it, Jamie.

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Make it easier.

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OUTSIDE: Quieten down. Free flow!

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DOOR UNLOCKS

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Psychology?

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Um, no. Philosophy.

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Er, maybe you could introduce
yourselves as you enter?

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I already came in, boss. Shall I
go out and come back in again?

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What we doing?

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Introducing ourselves as we enter.

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Hi. Zac, where you going?

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We've to go out
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What? Sorry, no.
That's not what I...

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Once they're in,
please keep them in. Please.

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OK.
Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

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Junior.

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Junior.
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No more circus tricks, please.

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One...

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DOOR LOCKS

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So, do we just start, or...?

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OK. I, um, would like to begin
with a problem

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that's been around
for a very long time.

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Is the you from ten years ago the
same you that sits in this room now?

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No, cos he ain't in fucking prison.

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SCATTERED CHUCKLES

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Traditionally there are
two schools of thought on this.

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There's the Cartesians. Um...

261
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262
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,880
Actually, don't...

263
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Don't worry about what Cartesian
means, it just means...

264
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BLOWING NOSE LOUDLY

265
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..of the philosopher Descartes.

266
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Rene Descartes - 1596.

267
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It's soul.

268
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HE SIGHS

269
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makes you you is your soul.

270
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:09,800
But that is not a... It's not
a very satisfactory answer.

271
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,120
Um, what is a soul?

272
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,120
HE YAWNS

273
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,800
Do we even really have a soul?

274
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I do.

275
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,640
And so the other answer...
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276
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..is matter.

277
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,960
It's your... How else would
I have a relationship with

278
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Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?

279
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,800
..body. It's your material,

280
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and that is called materialism.

281
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,440
Um, but bodies change.

282
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entirely every eight years,

283
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,960
and so materialism's
no good either, right?

284
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,960
But then, um, Locke
comes along and...

285
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John Locke, John Locke.

286
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,760
And his key insight was memory.

287
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Your memory connects...

288
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289
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,440
That's no right.

290
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,720
Excuse me?
That is not what Locke said.

291
00:16:56,200 --> 00:17:00,000
John Locke was talking about
consciousness. No fucking memory.

292
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,800
Which is a total load of bollocks,
if you ask me.

293
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:06,120
So say ten years ago
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294
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,520
And I've got a shitty brief
and I get a 14 stretch -

295
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,560
well, according to Locke,
the only reason this current me

296
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,000
is in prison is because
of some ephemeral thing

297
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,520
called consciousness,
which may or may not exist.

298
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:20,720
<font color="
from the Cartesians, ya cunt?

299
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,560
Fuck you, Locke.

300
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,520
I'll take materialism all day.

301
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:30,920
Materialism's real.
Materialism earns me my sentence.

302
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,240
That's if I stabbed someone
ten years ago.

303
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,800
Which I did.

304
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:40,120
<font color="
to use this as a talking stick.

305
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,600
Um, a talking stick is...

306
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,720
We know what a fucking
talking stick is.

307
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,040
See, I think we should be looking
at Rousseau, all right?

308
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,080
Rousseau tears Locke
a new arsehole on this stuff.

309
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:53,200
<font color="
that first line?

310
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,560
"Man is born free,
yet everywhere he's in chains."

311
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,120
Now that's a fucking subject.

312
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:02,960
None of this fucking Lockean
self-wank over "who am I?" bollocks.

313
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,920
I mean, grow the fuck up, man!

314
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,640
<font color="

315
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,640
SCATTERED CHUCKLES

316
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,520
Oh, here we go. You want to talk
about freedom? Aye.

317
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,720
Ah! Ha-ha! The Odyssey.

318
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,600
Now, there's a story, boys.

319
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:27,560
So, Odysseus has to cross
the Straight of Messina.

320
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:34,000
<font color="
terrifying half-bird creatures who

321
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,440
sing a song so beautiful that any
man who hears it becomes instantly

322
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,800
drunk with love and swims to them,

323
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:45,440
where the sirens feast on his flesh.

324
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,480
The sirens are crack.

325
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,480
MUTTERING

326
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,000
<font color="

327
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,920
To cross, Odysseus orders his men
to put wax in their ears,

328
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,600
and he gets them to tie him
to the mast

329
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,720
so that he can say when it's safe.

330
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,640
They set sail.

331
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:05,320
Odysseus hears the song
and it reaches into his heart.

332
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:10,360
<font color="
but the crew carry on.

333
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:16,600
All except one man,
who sees the longing in Odysseus

334
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,160
and aches to know what it
feels like.

335
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,640
The man takes his wax out, jumps
overboard and is devoured alive.

336
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:30,880
So, there's the men with wax
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337
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,120
and there's the man who jumped.

338
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,760
Who is the most free?

339
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,920
The men with wax in their ears.

340
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,120
Why?

341
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,480
Cos they just got on with it.

342
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,200
It's like us, right?

343
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,080
I've got freedoms that
people on the out haven't.

344
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,800
<font color="
don't have to go shopping,

345
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,960
don't even have to find a dentist.

346
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,680
I'm totally free of choice.

347
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:10,200
But doesn't your lack of choice
mean that you're NOT free?

348
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,240
Two weeks ago, there was a lockdown.

349
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,360
23 hours a day bang-up,
<font color="

350
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,400
Know what I did with my hour?

351
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,400
Stayed in me pad,
sat on me bunk and read.

352
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,280
Jesus. Because I could.
That's depressing, man.

353
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,560
I'm not like yous,
always clowning around.

354
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,000
<font color="

355
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,200
The jizz crusts
clinging to your wall?

356
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,640
LAUGHTER

357
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,760
I focus on my daughter.

358
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,000
Hmm? I focus on being a dad.

359
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,000
Every day, I write her a letter.

360
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,840
One letter, every single day.

361
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,720
<font color="
got a da that loves her.

362
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:54,000
Yeah, that's nice, Wallace,
but you got to engage, man.

363
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,640
Freedom isn't hiding.

364
00:20:55,640 --> 00:21:00,960
OK. So, Junior, right? Who do you
think is the most free?

365
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,360
Odysseus.

366
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,080
He's the king.

367
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,640
<font color="
but to do what he says, yeah.

368
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,440
Them man with the wax in their ears,
they're just foot soldiers.

369
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,400
Hear me? You have to rise and excel.

370
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,560
I agree with that, yeah.

371
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,320
Life's about being something,
not waiting.

372
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,760
<font color="
you don't know what life's about.

373
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:23,600
Yet. I'm not a dad, yet.

374
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,400
21-week scan.

375
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,840
My son.

376
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,200
Huh? I do know what life's about.

377
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,440
Junior borrowed me
some of his business books.

378
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,440
Fucking amazing!

379
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,160
<font color="

380
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:41,560
Free your mind,
free your circumstance,

381
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,040
then - free the cash.

382
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,560
Malik, though, that foetus is
on the outside and you're in here.

383
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,720
For now.

384
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,760
My brief says I've got a very good
chance of overturning sentencing.

385
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,120
<font color="
I'll be holding my boy as he takes

386
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:57,640
his first breath and, right there
and then, I'ma write him a cheque

387
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:01,720
for £10 million to be cashed
on his tenth birthday.

388
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,240
You haven't got a cheque book.

389
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,760
All right,
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390
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,400
Yeah, one could look at it from

391
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,240
a neuroscientific perspective,
you know. Quantum mechanics.

392
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,160
Zac, who do you think is most free?

393
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,320
Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hold on.
I've got the talking fucking bag.

394
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,120
Sorry. Zac.

395
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,440
<font color="

396
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,280
JUNIOR: Yeah, but he was
under a spell, Zac.

397
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,680
ZAC: Yeah, which he chose
to give in to.

398
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,880
See, all the rest have either got
wax in their ears or they're tied

399
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,480
to their sticks, yeah?
<font color="

400
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,560
The jumper takes one
look at the beautiful bird-women

401
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,040
and he says,
"Fuck the consequence, I want that."

402
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,800
So, in that moment, he is free.

403
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,400
It's no wonder you're in a cell.

404
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,480
You're in a fucking cell
<font color="

405
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,800
You ain't better than me.

406
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,920
He can't even decide
what his addiction is.

407
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,200
What is it, meth?
The crack? Or women?

408
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,440
It's cracks of women.

409
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,640
And crack.

410
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,640
THEY LAUGH

411
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,640
You madman!

412
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,080
<font color="
remote learning course

413
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,600
on environmental construction.

414
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,240
Environmental...?
Construction.

415
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,560
Me little girl, she did a paper
for her exams all about

416
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,320
how to build in sustainable ways.

417
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,600
Got the paper up on me wall.

418
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,160
<font color="
she is.

419
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,320
When I get out, I'm
going to help her.

420
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,960
You wouldn't believe the things
you can do with straw these days.

421
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,680
HE SNICKERS

422
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:28,280
And you. You chat about loving rock,
hmm? About loving pussy?

423
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:31,240
<font color="
that a da for his daughter.

424
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,720
Yeah, man. We all got
fucking daughters.

425
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,400
Fatherhood, that's real freedom.

426
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,040
But it's no fucking joke.

427
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:50,560
KEITH: Can you go into Tesco's
and get a meal deal?

428
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,840
<font color="
need Bitcoin to spend £3, mate.

429
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,440
How do you know
you've really got it, then?

430
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,480
How do you know you've got
the money in your account right now?

431
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,520
It's all digital. Yeah, but how do
you do it with Bitcoin, then?

432
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,800
<font color="

433
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,760
ZAC: Boss, how long's this break
going to last?

434
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,200
You got to think Solana, you got to
think Ethereum, yeah. It lasts as

435
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,760
long as it lasts. You need multiple
<font color="

436
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,320
can get you each a Rolex in
the next six months. Guaranteed.

437
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,920
Where's your Rolex, then?

438
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,880
It's waiting for me
on the other side of endeavour.

439
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,600
Christ. I think
I just threw up in my mouth.

440
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,720
<font color="
There's been an incident.

441
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,000
What, erm, sorry,
what kind of incident?

442
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,640
Some idiot got served his divorce
papers so he's jumped on the net.

443
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,480
We've got to wait
for the tornado team.

444
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:31,040
OK, but I... I have to make
<font color="

445
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,280
Oh, wow.

446
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,480
Well, why didn't you say?

447
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,360
An idiot on the net shuts us down.

448
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,760
Look, I'm sorry,
it's really important.

449
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,760
Wait here.

450
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,600
So what's it for? Philosophy?

451
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,120
Oh, well, philosophy is,
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452
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,800
No, but what can you do with it?
What job do you have?

453
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:04,840
Well, this one.

454
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,960
KEITH: I want to get change.

455
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,160
JUNIOR: So this money's
in the cloud...

456
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,920
So who do you think is most free,
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457
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,320
None of them.

458
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,680
That's why it's called free-dumb.

459
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,680
Only an idiot would
believe in freedom.

460
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,840
OFFICER: Well? Are you coming?

461
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,080
Yes. Thank you.

462
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,080
LOUD VOICES

463
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,520
I'm free!

464
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,040
<font color="

465
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,440
You cancelled my visit.

466
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,760
Get me wife on the phone!

467
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,120
Make this quick, yeah?

468
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:56,280
If the tornado team gets antsy,
you won't be able to get back in.

469
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,040
HE SIGHS

470
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,880
What you doing?

471
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,720
Sorry, the, um, the...

472
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,480
<font color="

473
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,800
They just called through.

474
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,120
They're closing the landing.

475
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,920
You have to get back in there now.

476
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,920
Hi, it's Jess, leave a message.

477
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,400
Hey, Jess. It's me.
It's Dan.

478
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,720
Look, I'm sorry that I didn't
get to call earlier, there was...

479
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,520
<font color="

480
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,720
Look, I've, erm... I've got to go
back in now. But, um...

481
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,960
..don't do it.
The implantation.

482
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:33,320
Please. Call them up and cancel it
and do it with me instead. OK?

483
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,520
I'll meet you there at 3:15
and I'll do tests

484
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:40,640
<font color="
the process together.

485
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,200
OK, I know this sounds mad.

486
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,240
But I...

487
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,560
I don't know, I mean this.
I'm serious about it.

488
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:50,760
OK.

489
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,680
Come on, come on, come on, come on!

490
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:11,720
What you doing?

491
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,840
BUZZER

492
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,640
<font color="

493
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,520
Yeah.

494
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,160
ALARM BLARES

495
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,040
VOICES APPROACH

496
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,840
Yes, Dan.

497
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,000
All right. KEITH: Oh, you came back?

498
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,520
Round two, here we go.

499
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,080
DOOR CLOSES, LOCK CLICKS

500
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,160
DAN CLEARS HIS THROAT

501
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:18,320
<font color="
for giving fire to humans,

502
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:23,200
so he gave a beautiful box
to his wife, Pandora.

503
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,200
She opened it and
seven evils flew out.

504
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,440
Hatred, shame, greed, boredom,

505
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,760
laziness, delusion...and pain.

506
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,520
<font color="

507
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,480
Pandora opened it once again,

508
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,880
and hope...

509
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,520
..flew out.

510
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,680
If you could put one evil back
in the box, what would it be?

511
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,920
Hope.
Fuck the evils!

512
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,640
Put hope back in the box.

513
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,040
<font color="

514
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,080
You all right, Malik?

515
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,080
Just called my brief.

516
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,880
I lost my right to appeal.

517
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,440
What? How?

518
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,560
They didn't submit
the paperwork on time.

519
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,680
But the date it had to be
in by was 8/5/25.

520
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,240
8th of May.

521
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,680
<font color="
her new assistant's American.

522
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,840
These pricks read dates
backwards or something. Oh!

523
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,720
What's 8/5/25 in American, then?

524
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,080
5th of August.

525
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,440
Too late. The appeal's dead.

526
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,360
What, that's just it?

527
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,560
<font color="

528
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,480
That's not fair.
Fair? We are the dross.

529
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,200
Dan, that shit is standard.

530
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,800
I had like 12 minutes
with my brief before we go in, yeah.

531
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,440
He says my name wrong three times.

532
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:51,920
Mine went into the wrong courtroom.

533
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,880
<font color="
to...fucking kill someone, you know?

534
00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:00,160
Like I just want to like beat
someone's fucking, fucking face in.

535
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,720
Last year, I had, um...
I had a parole hearing.

536
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,200
And I'd done everything right.

537
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,280
Was on every programme,
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538
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:15,760
model con, I was.

539
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,080
It took six minutes.

540
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,160
"Nope."

541
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,840
So I went on hunger strike.

542
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,720
My hope was dead, see?

543
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,600
Then, after a couple of days,
two kids on my landing,

544
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,560
they noticed I hadn't eaten,
<font color="

545
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,000
And I started hoping again.

546
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,840
There's too many decent
people around to not hope.

547
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,160
CHAIR CLATTERS

548
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,240
Sit down. Malik. You're
still going to be a dad, OK?

549
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,520
They can't take that from you.
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550
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,520
Yeah? They did fucking
take it from me!

551
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,920
Sanitised.

552
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,240
You've sanitised it.

553
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,080
It reeks of Dettol, Dan,
and you know it.

554
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,880
That is not the myth of Pandora.

555
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,600
I'm not sure this is
<font color="

556
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,960
The earliest, most accepted
version of the myth of Pandora

557
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,880
is found in Hesiod, who tells us
it's Prometheus who steals fire.

558
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,240
Not Epimetheus.

559
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,160
Look, I really don't think that...
And it's not what Pandora releases

560
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,880
<font color="
it's Pandora herself.

561
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,560
Pandora is the first woman
fashioned of clay by the gods.

562
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,880
WALLACE: Clay's actually a very
sustainable building material.

563
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,840
What the fuck has that got to
do with anything?

564
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,760
<font color="
is that Pandora

565
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,720
is made of the self-same clay
that the jar is made of.

566
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,760
What jar?
The jar with the spirits in.

567
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,880
You said they were in a box.
Were they fuck in a box!

568
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,440
Right, well, no,
<font color="

569
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,520
but people commonly refer
to it as, as...

570
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,600
Boss, if it's a jar,
just say it's a jar.

571
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,280
The vessel doesn't matter, Junior.
It's what's inside that counts.

572
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,480
Only, the vessel does matter,
though, doesn't it, Dan?

573
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,640
<font color="
and a box is not.

574
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,480
WALLACE: Very low on carbon
emissions, as well, clay.

575
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,840
Trounces concrete.

576
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,160
It ain't that kind of clay, Wallace!

577
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,960
Dan is deliberately choosing
to sell us the false version.

578
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,720
<font color="
Why am I doing that, Keith?

579
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,080
Because of what the myth
is really saying.

580
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:13,440
The jar and Pandora are one
and the same, ergo it says woman

581
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,200
is the cause of all man's ills.

582
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,760
OK, you think I'm scared
<font color="

583
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,200
I think you've been inculcated
by the mores of the current

584
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:24,080
political clime and, all due
respect, I think you're a coward.

585
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,960
You don't know anything about me.

586
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,520
Your fucking hair tells me
all I need to know about you, pal.

587
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,160
<font color="

588
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,160
OK, all right.

589
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,360
So you think that woman are
responsible for the ills of society?

590
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,440
Well, take a look at these
boys here, hmm?

591
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,280
Do you think any of them's inside
because they weren't on some level

592
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,120
trying to impress a girl?

593
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,720
<font color="

594
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,840
Did you not get the memo, Daniel?

595
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,120
We're all toxic.

596
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,280
We're a gender in retreat and
we in here, the most mannish of men,

597
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,080
we're the sharp end -
our relevance evaporating whilst

598
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,080
we shank each other in the showers.

599
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,080
<font color="
talking about spirits and ghosties?

600
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,440
I mean, you're wanking
while Rome burns, man.

601
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,760
You're fucking killing us!

602
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,080
What me, personally, or...?

603
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,440
Well, I don't blame women.
They're taking what's theirs.

604
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,520
<font color="

605
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,800
With your oat milks
and your moisturised elbows,

606
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,920
waxing your arseholes, keeping
your balls all nice and shiny.

607
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,560
CHUCKLING

608
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,400
You deny your masculinity.
You're terrified of it.

609
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,240
Tell me, Dan - do you cover your
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610
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:33,360
Look, OK. All right. Look, Keith,
have I said something to upset you?

611
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,840
You are rippling with shame, man!

612
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,880
Appalled by that undeniable
hard-wired instinct deep within

613
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,320
your soul that just wants
you to roll around

614
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,040
<font color="

615
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,480
Now we are talking!

616
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,760
OK, you want to
talk about women? OK.

617
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,240
In ancient Greece, women couldn't
vote, they couldn't own land,

618
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:51,800
they couldn't inherit, they could
legally be murdered for infidelity.

619
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,360
<font color="
to create a myth blaming them

620
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,160
for all the world's ills. And that
society is where ours comes from.

621
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,160
So, yeah, Keith, undoing that,
I'm all for it.

622
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,000
Oh, lovely, Daniel. What
a wonderful human being you are.

623
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,400
<font color="

624
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,480
Turns out he's an expert
on Greek society,

625
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,120
yet he can't remember
that a box is a fucking jar!

626
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,560
You wanted a debate about women.

627
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,000
No, no, no, no. You did.

628
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,280
You're the one who brought in
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629
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,800
What are you trying to
force on us here, hmm?

630
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,560
The future has a vaginal tint?

631
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,040
We should all go and fucking kill
ourselves, is that it?

632
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,680
Cos that's all I hear these days.

633
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,440
"Don't be you.

634
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,440
"Don't be you.
<font color="

635
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:32,880
"..don't be you."

636
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,480
Well, what the fuck should I be?!

637
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,520
Eh?

638
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,680
Women have got us on the ropes, and
good luck to them, they deserve it.

639
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,200
But you see, when I get a battering,
I punch back.

640
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,080
<font color="
properties as well, clay.

641
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,960
Excellent. And, of course,
the thing about insulation...

642
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,880
This ain't about your
fucking daughter, Wallace!

643
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,920
Aye, it is! He's talking shit
about women, what the fuck

644
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,080
<font color="
going to grow into?

645
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,320
Grow into? She's already
a grown-arse woman.

646
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,800
That's what she already is!
She's already a grown-arse woman.

647
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,440
We all know that! "Little girl."

648
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,160
She hasn't been a little girl
in years.

649
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,240
<font color="
up on your wall, yeah?

650
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,840
It's been up there for donkeys.

651
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,400
A tatty fucking thing it is, yeah.

652
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,960
You write every day, big man, yeah?

653
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,200
He's writing to his little girl.
Okay, um...

654
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,120
You write it, she don't read it.

655
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,680
<font color="
she sent you anything back.

656
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,320
What is she, like 25 now? 28?

657
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,120
She wrote that for
her fucking GSCEs, Wallace!

658
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,480
She's forgot about that crap now!

659
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,720
Just like she forgot
about you rotting here.

660
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,040
<font color="

661
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,680
What? Don't you fucking dare!

662
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,720
Argh!

663
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,600
Fuckin' hell, man!
Fucking...!

664
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,080
Argh!

665
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,720
Your boot's leaking, boss.

666
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,760
Is that blood? Is that blood?!

667
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,120
Is that blood?!

668
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,400
It's your blood, Daniel.

669
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,320
<font color="

670
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,880
Are you serious? Yeah.

671
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,520
I can see the bone.

672
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,000
Oh, you're going to need stitches.

673
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,240
Oh, my God! Hmm.

674
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,360
OK, look, I, um,
I need to be somewhere.

675
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,600
AandE's where you need to be.

676
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,600
<font color="

677
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,040
All right, circus is over.

678
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,960
Come on, the rest of you,
back to your cells.

679
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,760
KEITH: Well, I have to say,
I really enjoyed that.

680
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,000
Same time next week.

681
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,800
Box is another word for fanny.

682
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,840
Pandora's fanny.

683
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,600
<font color="
play into the whole female thing.

684
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,600
Come on, lads, let's have you.

685
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,000
What's the right answer?

686
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,360
Which one of the spirits
go back in the box?

687
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,200
Come on. There isn't a right answer.

688
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,920
Then what's the point
<font color="

689
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,440
AND SIGHS

690
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,160
OFFICER CHUCKLES

691
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,880
Look, I do...
I do really need to be somewhere.

692
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,040
You need stitches. I'm checking you
out, then I'm taking you to AandE.

693
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,480
Is that the boss' new boyfriend?!
<font color="

694
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,040
No, I cannot just patch it up.

695
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,880
WOLF WHISTLE

696
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,000
All right, hang on a minute, wait.
Just...just hold on. I, um...

697
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,760
OK, I need to be at an IVF clinic.

698
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,720
It's to donate semen. I think.

699
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,760
You think?
Yeah.

700
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,640
<font color="

701
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,920
I need... I need to make
a phone call, and then...

702
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,120
I don't know. Oh, fucking hell,
I don't know.

703
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,520
I'll tell you what,
I'll take you to your phone.

704
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,960
You make the call, hmm?

705
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,160
If you need to be at the clinic,
<font color="

706
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,920
Once you've flung it out,
then I'll take you to AandE.

707
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,400
Then a psychiatrist.

708
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,080
Then a fucking life coach
or something, I don't know.

709
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,400
Son.

710
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,920
Dad, Daddy, Dad!

711
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,000
Aw, I've missed you!

712
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,760
LINE RINGS

713
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,520
<font color="

714
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:10,040
Hey, look, I'm really
sorry that we...

715
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,760
..that we didn't get to speak.

716
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,080
It's, um...

717
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,400
It's been a bit mad, to be honest.

718
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,600
It's OK.

719
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,880
No, honestly, Jess, I'm...

720
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,400
I'm really sorry.

721
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:22,680
<font color="

722
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:26,680
No. It's not. That's not
what I'm apologising for.

723
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:27,720
I, um...

724
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,960
I don't think I can be a dad.

725
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,040
I'm sorry.

726
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,600
I'm not ready.

727
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,000
You're not ready?

728
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,800
Yeah, um...

729
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,200
Jess?

730
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,120
<font color="

731
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,680
You said to cancel the implantation.

732
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,200
You know they don't just put it back
in the freezer, right? Oh, fuck me.

733
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,000
You know cancelling is destroying?

734
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,320
Yeah. Look, um...

735
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,040
Jess, I'm so sorry. I really haven't
<font color="

736
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,560
I just think... I think that, um...

737
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,440
I think that maybe you're right.
You know, maybe it's got

738
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,400
something to do with my brother
or something like that, you know?

739
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,200
Um... Yeah.

740
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,200
Jess, I'm so sorry.

741
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,400
<font color="

742
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,400
SHE SCOFFS

743
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,080
I had the implantation.

744
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,560
What?

745
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,200
Yeah, there was a cancellation.

746
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,800
They called and said, if I was
in by ten, I could have the slot.

747
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,120
It was all done
and dusted by 10:20.

748
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,960
<font color="
The athlete's...?

749
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,600
It's not his, Dan - it's mine.

750
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,600
Can I just ask...

751
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:05,760
..why didn't you want me?

752
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,680
It's not that I don't want you.

753
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,280
It's that I don't need you.

754
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,320
LINE BEEPS

755
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,720
You coming?

756
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:46,120
<font color="

757
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,480
and I'm cutting open
that other foot. You hear me?

758
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,280
Thanks for being with me here today.

759
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,360
I really, I really appreciate
you doing this.

760
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:09,000
It's all right. I mean,
I couldn't let you come here alone.

761
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,920
<font color="
that's very kind...

762
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,200
No, no, I mean I COULDN'T let you
come here alone.

763
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,440
I'm not allowed to.

764
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,720
You bled in the prison,
I was the officer on scene,

765
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,760
it's my name on the accident report.

766
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,120
Sorry you're not going to be a dad.

767
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,280
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768
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,680
My dad was a nightmare.

769
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,400
I probably shouldn't pass that on.

770
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,440
Nightmare how?

771
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,560
A lot of time in prison, for one.

772
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,680
Really?! Mm.

773
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,680
So how comes you're like...

774
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,720
..this?

775
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,240
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776
00:43:55,960 --> 00:44:00,640
Well, my mum left him
when I was nine,

777
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,120
she re-married and...

778
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,080
..I got away from him.
Y'know, I got out.

779
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:11,720
Ended up doing this.

780
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,160
You were totally shit today.

781
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,440
You got the men all riled up,

782
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:23,000
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see and then you bled on the floor.

783
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,400
I mean, you actually bled
on the floor.

784
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,080
But they liked what you did.

785
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:33,760
They liked the lesson.

786
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,040
They can't say that they did, but...

787
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,240
..they did.

788
00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:43,080
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Next time, just wear trainers.

789
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,560
Do you still see your dad now?

790
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,720
No.

791
00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:58,120
No, I don't see him any more.